So for the last few days on http://rodpedersen.blogspot.com a battle has come about and that is Regina vs Saskatoon. Now this is nothing new as the two Cities residents have been holding up there City pride for over 100 years now. So this got me think about a blog post which we have now for reasons Saskatoon sucks.
1. Those gay ass berries. I understand Saskatoon is so fucking boring that they needed something to make their own god knows they don't got the Riders hahahaha. To feel special but the grossest berries ever. Should have named some sort of fly after it. Saskatoonfly you know those fuckers would bite. Everything there bites.
2,Everyone drives slower than the retired.
3.Downtown has no real attractions and is dead...all the time.
4.People think Robin's coffee is good.
5.Maybe 3 good restaurants in a city like Saskatoon should have 20.
6.Has the slowest service in restaurants anywhere.
7.No tourism industry whatsoever....seeing a out of province license plate is rare.
8.Excess TV time devoted to farm and crop reports when agriculture makes up less than 10% pf the provincial economy.
9.New casts devoid of any real newsworthy content.
10.Newscasters dress and look like 80's prom nightmares.
11.Junk Pontiac sun fires...everywhere.
12.Unsynchronized traffic lights on main roads.
13.They can't think of a better name for historical Victoria Bridge than to call it the"Traffic Bridge"
14.The malls suck-people think the Gap is high end fashion.
15.The Star Phoenix is a rag.
16.You can count the number of ethnic food import shops on one hand.... sorry,Cheese Warehouse just doesn't cut it.
17.All the City fireworks displays(Canada Day,the ex)are incredibly lame.
18.The rednecks,lack of culture,lack of people with any taste or class.
19. John fucking Gormley.
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